suicide

suicide
1. (suicide) (7041↑, 774↓)
Your way to say to God "You can`t fire me\! I quit\!"

Georgie put the gun in her mouth and pressed the trigger

2. (suicide) (5311↑, 1555↓)
People say suicide is selfish and cowardly. That's bullshit. It's more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit, just so you can keep them around because they make you happy or some shit. It is not they're duty to keep you happy whilst they go through hell, you fucking morons.

Someone decided their live was no longer living, so when they killed themselves, all the sensible people who loved them felt very sad, but realised that it would be selfish to expect them to go on living, just for their own pleasure.

Author: Oh Shit I'm Dead http://suicide.urbanup.com/989645
3. (suicide) (3536↑, 1137↓)
Something which should always be the LAST item on your to-do list.
4. (suicide) (3043↑, 1322↓)
A simple and efficient way of dealing with all of life's problems.

Just commit suicide, and you'll never be unhappy again.

5. (suicide) (1840↑, 264↓)
An act which, despite its distaste to many people, is not to be judged. The most notable of the outcomes is the death of the practitioner - however there are other things to consider. It could be done to prove a point, to end personal suffering, or in other extreme circumstances. Consider, for instance, if one had cancer and knew it to be both incurable and excruciatingly painful - and to make things even simpler this person eighty four years of age - suicide would be justified and probably not looked down on. Many who commit suicide may look on their death as a sort of martyrdom (whether it be a delusion of grandeur or realistic is not my place to decide) and believe that it will prove a point. Then there are those who make what many consider to be a mistake and do it in a fit of passion or rage. As I said earlier, though, it is an action that is not to be judged by the living (or in my mind, by anyone). It is a matter of personal decision as to what is best for ther person considering it. While many would say it is an act of selfishness because of the supposed depression it inflicts on others, one might also question what debt we carry to others? Does meeting someone mean that I must live for their happiness? While it is a selfish act in the truest sense of the phrase - an act carried out in self interest - I would contend that this isn't something to condemn as our bashing of it would be in our own self interest. It is an act of self-indulgent hypocrisy to require someone to live through their sadness because we want to limit our own. Similarly, one who is considering the act should consider others. Other than in the instance of proving a point, it should be done discreetly and not in an overly dramatic fashion so as not to cause others undue or excess pain. As someone who has considered it many times in the past, I have thought it through very thoroughly, and while some may consider suicidal thoughts a sign of depression I would like to note that it has always cheered me up in my moments of despair as it reminds me of my impermanence and that my troubles will all be over one day. It has allowed me to cope. I speak, mind you, not only as the "melodramatic self-piteous emo goth freak" but also as someone who has been on the other end. Most notably, one should consider just how irrevocable the act is.

1. My elderly neighbor commited suicide three years ago, and now his suffering is at an end. 2. A friend of the family took a bottle of pills and commited suicide, in a moment of regret she left an appology. 3. Suicide, like many other things, is not ours to judge as right or wrong - but the decision should be weighed heavily. p.s. saying to god, "you can't fire me, I quit\!" lol - that was a good one.

6. (suicide) (1241↑, 282↓)
1) The act of taking one's own life. 2) An ill-advised act causing irrevocable harm to one's reputation: political suicide, social suicide, intellectual suicide.

Comparing rape to bad traffic would be considered political suicide, especially considering women are consistently swing voters.

7. (suicide) (968↑, 132↓)
---Suicide is NOT the cowards way out. If you commit suicide it doesn't mean that you are a weak or bad person. Everybody encounters problems during their lives that may make their lives hard. But it's not how bad these problems are that matters, it's how the individual knows to handle these problems. Some people can't see a way out other than suicide but that doesn't, in any way, make them a weak or lesser person. It only shows that they haven't been taught how to handle their problems in any better way. And that is not their fault. ---Never ignore somebody if they start to talk about ending their life. Most of the time it is NOT for attention. Most of the time it is a cry for help. They are asking for somebody to show that they care. They aren't doing it to be called a poser or stupid or an attention-seeker or any other shit like that. They're saying it because they actually DO want to end it...they do actually feel the need to die. And if you just ignore them, how are you going to feel when you find out that they're dead? Think about it...just try to help the individual as much as you can. ---Suicide is NOT a selfish act. You all say that they're leaving their loved ones behind and hurting them, but that really only makes you selfish. How can you expect this person to continue living through all the pain that their life is giving them? To go through the feeling of being invisible, like they have no one to confide in? To go through feeling like everybody that once loved them has now abandoned them? And to go through feeling that everyday the walls are closing in on them and that everyday they are sinking further and further into despair? Into loneliness and heartache? How on earth can you expect someone to live with that all the time, just to keep everybody else happy? It's not like it's their duty to make everyone happy. So stop being selfish yourself and think of the individual for once. ---Don't think that suicidal people don't care about you. One of the common reasons for suicide is that the individual doesn't want to hurt their loved ones anymore. And though they know that suicide may hurt their loved ones, it stops the individual from ever hurting them again. Better once than a million more times. And deep down inside, the individual probably does know that people do care, but they just can't believe that when they're feeling so down and out. It's just hard to think that people care about you when you feel that they never seem to show it and they never seem to be there when you need them most. ---If you are someone who believes in fate and God and you believe that everybody has a particular time to die made for them, then you should also believe, as sad and horrible as it may be, that suicide is meant to happen. Perhaps the individual is actually MEANT to die at this time and it just so happens that suicide is the way they die? I really don't know...I'm just putting down my opinion. I hope it helps at least one person out there. ---This definition wasn't intended to encourage people to commit suicide, I am merely hoping that it will help everybody else to understand a bit more about suicide and why people commit it.

Commiting suicide does not make you weak. Or selfish.

8. (Suicide) (1067↑, 303↓)
The quickest way to answer life's biggest question

God? Heaven? Hell? Reincarnation? Unless my memories getting erased after, it's time to have suicide and find out\!

9. (suicide) (508↑, 156↓)
not something to be joked about. Suicide is a horrible, tragic thing, which people like "TheEye5000" and "Stephanie" obviously don't understand or haven't experienced. It doen't only happen with "emo freaks or goths". I'm not defending suicide, nor am I suicidal myself, but I have lost a friend to suicide and all of these previous posts mocking suicide and calling those who do it "weak", etc. makes me sick to my stomach. So, for the respect of all of those who have passed on due to this horrible thing called suicide, please refrain from acting like it is a joke, because it is definetly not.

All those who mock suicide or those who are suicidal make me want to throw up.

10. (Suicide) (401↑, 161↓)
A good solution to life's problems, that won't go away. Tired of seeing dr. after dr. being treated for depression.

I tried to kill myself in 2002. It's no guarantee that I won't do it again.

11. (suicide) (334↑, 165↓)
The most sincere and socially responsible reaction to self-awareness.

You could endd it all, but you just don't have the guts.

Author: Killing Kittens http://suicide.urbanup.com/1004355
12. (suicide) (188↑, 41↓)
An act of killing yourself on purpose, mainly out of depression and despair.

suicide, a way to end suffering

13. (suicide) (175↑, 32↓)
what people do when they start to fear life more than they fear death. After this point the only thing that will keep them alive is a feeling of responsibility (which is total bullshit) or lack of will-power

that kid that everybody picks on committed suicide

Author: Jimmy the Reaper http://suicide.urbanup.com/1925753
14. (Suicide) (184↑, 44↓)
It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong once you are dead.

If you commit suicide nothing will matter anymore.

15. (suicide) (226↑, 89↓)
I'm not really adding anything new here. Suicide is -an- option, it's not the only one, but shouldn't be discounted. Comes down to personal beliefs; for a naturalist there are no repercussions for you - only for those that have formed an attachment to you. For a \<insert disapproving religion here\>ist it would be inadvisable. There are those that would complain about 'throwing your life away', but for those that believe in non-existence after death, the main overriding factor is your empathy towards those that may be hurt after your death.

'Somebody called me names, I'm going to go kill myself' \<- wrong (i'm guilty of that whiny behaviour) 'There really isn't that much point to life, all this work leading up to one single point (death at old age) beyond which everything that I have done is of no consequence. I could 'commit' suicide, although that would be ruining the fun for everyone else' \<- at least a bit of thought was put into it.

Author: don't you respond to me http://suicide.urbanup.com/703321
16. (suicide) (153↑, 59↓)
something that is, despite what i've seen on here, no laughing matter. suicide can seem to be the only way out, and i'm fighting it off personally right now. it's tempting, yet i don't think i have enough strength or guts to kill myself...hopefully i never will..

Last night, a 15 year old boy committed suicide...

17. (suicide) (164↑, 80↓)
1. The act of taking one's own life. 2. A fun game which is played on a handball court. A group of people are further away from the wall, behind the person with the ball. The person in front throws the ball against the wall, while the others try to grab the ball to take over as thrower. If anyone drops the ball in an attempt to catch it, or if it hits your body in any way without you catching it, you have to run to the wall and say "Suicide" before someone throws the ball at you and hits you really hard. If you make a [bitch move] attempt to deflect the ball so that the other players couldn't get to it before running to the wall, you are punished with "boomps", in which you have to stand against the wall, stick your ass out, and get hit with the ball by every player on the court. The number of boomps and the rules of boomps vary from place to place.

DeSean: "Yo let's play suicide, son\! Your ass still sore from when you knocked the ball away last time\! Ha-ha\!" Louis: Fuck you\!

18. (suicide) (104↑, 24↓)
1) To take one's own life because of a)no will to live life anymore, b)problems that seem unsolvable from that person's point of view, and or also c)people who influence the thoughts and actions of one's life inabling them to live for themselves. 2) A drink that consists of three or more types of a beverage.

1) I want to die because I feel that no one loves me and I have no will to live my life anymore. 2) Sprite, Dr. Pepper, and Bacardi makes one hell of a suicide\!

Author: Brittany Prevent-A-Suicide http://suicide.urbanup.com/1280060
19. (suicide) (98↑, 19↓)
Suicide is, very simply ending one's life, often due to some form of stress or pain in the individual's life. Suicide is viewed by some as completely reasonable and by others as selfish. Certain individuals label suicide as reasonable due to the fact that it negates the pain and suffering an individual may be feeling that may not be tolerable or possible to deal with. Suicide is also labelled as selfish because it ignores the responsibilities one has to others and the world. This usually falls under the category of those who realise that life is not based on the individual, because if it were jumping off a bridge wouldn't work since you'd land on the 22 story high pile of bodies already there. In this sense, suicide is seen as an escape harming the people close to one's self and adding trauma to their lives. It is important to remember that many people who attempt suicide are not in fact suicidal and need something as simple as someone to talk to, therefore, judging or institutionalising someone who has attempted to commit suicide will contribute further to their problems. An anti-suicidal quote: "You can't possibly know if life will get better if you aren't here to live it". That one kept a number of people here.

A form of suicide is jumping off a bridge, or in front of a train, much to the inconvenience of commuters. This form is often a final "screw you" to the world.

Author: Formerly like this. Glad to be here still http://suicide.urbanup.com/2351489
20. (suicide) (81↑, 25↓)
The act of taking one's own life. Sometimes the only option for people who suffer endlessly with emotional and/or physical pain. The Swiss suicide clinic, Dignitas, should be applauded for allowing people with terminal illnesses to easily and painlessly free themselves from their ongoing suffering. The clinic should also allow people with depression and other debilitating mental illnesses to die peacefully in the same way. At the end of the day, if a person really does not want to live in this world any longer, and if freedom really does exist, then that person should have the right to end their own life, without any kind of judgement or intervention from others.

He committed suicide to free himself from his unbearable emotional pain.

21. (suicide) (101↑, 46↓)
a mixture of all the drinks in the soda fountain in equal measure or leaning towards the one's you like most, kinda gross, lots of kids like them I've also heard of it being like poor man's casserole where you take everything left in the fridge and mix it in a jug and drink, alcohol, soda, juice, no matter

That kid is drinking a suicide

22. (suicide) (147↑, 100↓)
Somthing I'd do, despite the fact I know it's stupid, if I had the nerve.

Life's a bitch and then you die. Why not shorten th suffering?

23. (suicide) (101↑, 58↓)
Something which should not be joked about. Something which creates more than one victim. Its easy to joke about suicide but think about who you may be hurting before you do it- some wounds never heal.

A family friend commited suicide and left his children behind. Its sad to think that something which took him a matter of minutes to do will affect his children every minute for the rest of their lives.

24. (Suicide) (57↑, 14↓)
A satisfactory alternative to a life of insurmountable failure, shame, grief, inferiority, and misery. A permanent solution to a permanent problem.

I am incapable of living a remotely normal life due to personal handicaps our society refuses to recognize. How would you live life knowing that everyone hates you, and that no matter how much you try, you won't amount to jack shit in life? Simple: you wouldn't. That's why I'm considering suicide.

25. (suicide) (53↑, 11↓)
an act of taking your own life, usually conceived through extreme emotional distress. Most people call people who act on their decision cowards looking for the easy way out while it is just the opposite, these people who have gone through so much in life they are willing to throw it all away in hope of ending their suffering, which when i thought of it took the most courageous act of ending their lives. While most look down on younger people who go through with this act, while the people who should be looked down on are the people who caused such emotional trauma to the person.

Suicide is a very complex thing that should not be used until all other means of improving your life have been used.

26. (suicide) (63↑, 23↓)
The solutions to all your problems and a way to tell people to back the fuck off.

Sara finally realized that through suicide comes no responsibility.

27. (Suicide) (62↑, 22↓)
Dispite our efforts, it is considered a final option that is available to many. Attempted by some (for an unfathomable number of reasons), and commited by many to cease a relentless pain. However, it is more painful to merely exist and endure your present situation then commit this act that is deemed "insideous" by the masses. In short, one commits this action once "coping" and sustaining forces are dwarfed by an incomprehensible amount of pain.

Jacob: "Hey buddy, what's up? How was your weekend" Terry: "Fine..." Jacob: "That's cool, see you later\!" Terry: (mutters) "To think I nearly committed suicide,... what does that fool know..." *Anguish consumes Terry's being*

28. (suicide) (94↑, 55↓)
A word that has a similar reaction when uttered to that of "bomb" in an airport while you are in school.

Fuck you Prof. Won, I'm going to commit suicide. Uh yoo need to com wit me and we fix yoo uh problems wiht counseler.

Author: K-Mart Shopper http://suicide.urbanup.com/258748
29. (suicide) (42↑, 9↓)
Suicide is the act of a person killing their self. Many people say that suicide is selfish and the "coward's way out". That is pure bullshit. If it really was the easy way out, then everybody would be doing it. What is just as cowardly is living a life you hate just because you don't wanna die. Even if someone is killing themselves, they will never know what is on the other side until they pull the trigger. Eternal damnation? A never ending void? They will never know. That makes suicide a pretty brave thing to do in my opinion. And suicide is NOT selfish. It is selfish of the person that doesn't want someone to commit suicide, but instead have them keep on living and feeling like shit for their own comfort and amusement. Suicide is a choice, and people should not be judged if they get sick of life and want to throw themself off a building.

The people that spew the same "suicide is the permanent answer to a temporary problem" bullshit are the people that don't know what it's like to be depressed. And to the people who call others that commit suicide "cowards": Let's see you try to shoot or hang yourself. Do YOU have the balls to do it? Please consider someone's feelings before you judge them. Suicide is a completely personal decision. It is NOT a joke.

30. (suicide) (43↑, 13↓)
a way for someone to save them self.

he committed suicide, he's happier now.

31. (Suicide) (54↑, 25↓)
Our most desperate and "last" resort to the conditions placed before us.

No other way is there...? Suicide will do.

32. (suicide) (46↑, 19↓)
Suicide is not a cowardly act. It is an action many take to finally end the pain and suffering they are in. Don't get me wrong, suicide is an unfortunate thing, but wake up. It happens. It is not an easy thing to do, so those who fail at suicide are not to be mocked either. If one is feeling thoughts of suicide, a therapist may be sought out, but if some and many choose, suicide is an honorable path to take.

Ashley was so overwhelmed by the pain and suffering his life was filled with, that he unfortunately commit suicide in a last blaze of honor.

Author: XxAshleyxxScarletxxSkiesxX http://suicide.urbanup.com/3387773
33. (suicide) (68↑, 43↓)
What we call [kill]ing yourself. People who commit this have probably had a [horrible] [life] and/or were [depressed]. In loving memory of: Kurt from [Nirvana] Wayne Whittemore, my uncle, and more importantly, my mother's brother. We'll never forget you.

THIS IS TRUE. THIS TOOK PLACE WHEN I WAS IN 2ND GRADE. NOW I AM IN 6TH. SHE WAS MY FRIEND, AND ALSO IN 2ND GRADE. Suicide Talker=Sharon Me=Jessica Sharon: I'm gonna cut myself Jessica: Why? Sharon: No one likes me. I'll cut my eye open. Jessica: That won't [kill] you\! Sharon: Then I'll stab all the way to my brain. Sharon's mom is deaf, her sister is a druggy, and her brother is somewhere unknown. She lives with her grandparents. Her background reflects her actions. Luckily, because of me "tatling" on her to my mom and teacher, she is still alive today, unlike Wayne and Kurt...

Author: Young Gothic Rocker Chic http://suicide.urbanup.com/1530746
34. (Suicide) (37↑, 14↓)
when no one else knows

guy 1: don't commit suicide\! guy 2: you will never understand *pulls the trigger*

35. (suicide) (30↑, 8↓)
Suicide has always been considered a way of escaping your problems. The truth is, it's a way of escaping the CAUSE of your problems. It has been associated with emo in present years. In truth, not a lot of emos commit suicide. It's normal the quiet and shy people - people that you know, people who seem happy - that will be tempted to kill themselves. Depression can lead to suicide and people with suicidal thoughts should tell someone they love because it can only hurt people.

Girl: I feel like I want to commit suicide. Boy: Sit down and let's talk.

Author: XxScenexxgirLxX http://suicide.urbanup.com/3730398
36. (suicide) (30↑, 14↓)
when someone is so in over their head in life that they take their own life. it's not selfish. anyone who says it is hasn't experienced anyone they're close to committing suicide. when you're at the level of wanting to kill yourself, nothing can really help. and when it's someone close to you, it's heartbreaking. you wish you could have reached out more and blame so much on yourself when you really couldn't have done anything. it's a terrible thing.

1: i can't believe he's gone. 2: i know. i wish i did more to help him. 1: don't stress over it. you couldn't do anything. suicide is just a horrible thig.

Author: r.i.p. rich \<3 http://suicide.urbanup.com/4489100
37. (Suicide) (30↑, 14↓)
A mixture of every fountain drink available in a medium cup.

"Hey, can you make me a suicide?" "Whats a suicide?" "Just put in a bit of every kind of soda you got in a medium cup."

38. (suicide) (87↑, 73↓)
Dropping out of the middle of a race without seeing the wonderful things between there and the end.

My friend commited suicide and I miss him so.

Author: Angus the SuperDuck http://suicide.urbanup.com/1332030
39. (Suicide) (36↑, 23↓)
The drink you get when you mix all the sodas, pops, juices, and teas on the soda fountain at a restaurant. It tastes great when done right. When you add too much of one drink it tastes like crap. The name suicide is based off of how much all the sugar and caffiene is in the drink. It's worth it though.

Guy: I'm getting Coke, what about you? Friend: I'm getting Suicide Guy: What's that? Friend: Well according to the fountain at THIS restaurant: Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Hi-C Orange Lava Burst, Powerade, and Minute Maid Lemonade. Guy: Shit

Author: I heart Michelle Phan :) http://suicide.urbanup.com/4383551
40. (suicide) (88↑, 75↓)
To end all misery and suffering when god gives u a shitty life\!

What I'm about to do after this. *Jumps off balcony*

41. (Suicide) (17↑, 7↓)
A tasty pale brownish drink made by mixing together all of the available flavors of pop at a restaurant (except for water).

Although each suicide should be different, they all taste curiously similar.

42. (Suicide) (10↑, 1↓)
Suicide is not a joke AT ALL many people mock it and say "emo depressed fags" only commit suicide This got me pissed off to the max I had a bestfriend who I spent my whole life with ended her life...only god knows why...people who consider suicide or commit suicide do it because they most likely are in a living hell in which they can not anymore im not suicidal or even defending suicide all im saying is people should not mock suicide because it really does happen people dont threaten to commit suicide for attention or because there "fake" they do it because somebody or something was ruining there life...how fucking bad would you feel if you made fun or mocked a person threating to commit suicide ended up dead...youd feel like a scumbag...Moral of the story suicides real not just a thing people threaten to do for attention

Cathy commited suicide i had made fun of her because i thought she was seeking attention ill never be the same

Author: msxklacs ckvkjsd viddsvdskvods http://suicide.urbanup.com/5915855
43. (Suicide) (39↑, 30↓)
Something people do after listening to Justin Bieber. Listening to 1 of his songs and the taking your own life cause it sucks ass.

Kelly : Hey Terrance listen to this awesome song.... BANG\!\!\!(see kids terrance commited Suicide cause of this ....thing ) Say no to shitty songs

44. (suicide) (61↑, 52↓)
1. The act of taking your own life. Simple enough

People who condemn suicide are only thinking of themselves. They expect all people to live the same hell they live. They don't believe people are in charge of their own lives, rather thinking that all people belong to god, society, other people, etc. Religion does not own you. Fuck religion. If you are suicidal, don't worry about "your family/friends," You're more likely to be stopped from suicide if you are not on a life insurance policy. Who cares? You'll be dead.

Author: istilldonthavaname http://suicide.urbanup.com/2455468
45. (suicide) (50↑, 45↓)
I am not about to add anything new to this. Its not going to be anything that hasnt already been posted. If you think about it... there are possitives and negatives. You wont let yourself think about the negatives when your thinking about doing it yourself. But your not thinking about the possitives when you know/think you know someone who is planning on doing it. At that moment in time that person just wants to be left alone and to end everything wrong. Maybe im just taking sides. But I dont think anybody who actualy goes through with it did it for the attention. I am one of those people who wont talk about it. I would never ever bring it up. But when it comes up I will be dead silent. I dont want to dissapoint anybody... or hurt anyone. The only thing that is keeping me here is my "friend". Call me an idiot. I dont care. This is what I do instead... its not exactly a solution... but its better then full out killing yourself. cutting. Its something I can controle... it really helps. Sometimes you just need something your able to controle in your life. Before killing yourself... just try solution... ways around it...

"____ (insert name) did have it bad, but I sure wish she talked to someone... or atleast tried something less drastic."

46. (Suicide) (3↑, 0↓)
Apart from killing yourself, a suicide is also when you mix two or more types of pop, cola, soda, or any type of soft drink. Some times it can be tasty, but other times it can taste like shit.

Coke Zero + Mountain Dew = suicide

Author: Lucky_Is_Sucky http://suicide.urbanup.com/6245941
47. (suicide) (6↑, 3↓)
Taking bottom position in sex with a fat chick.

(autopsy) Detective 1: They say that his fat wife smothered him during sex. Detective 2: But his wife did say he asked for the bottom. Detective 1: Oh, looks like we have a suicide here.

48. (suicide) (34↑, 31↓)
Starting on the base line, sprint to the free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to half court, return to the base line, sprint to the far free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to the far base line, and return to the base line.

We had to run 10 suicides during practice today since we lost our basketball game.

Author: Melissa Davis http://suicide.urbanup.com/795940
49. (Suicide) (2↑, 1↓)
Technicaly, suicide is a word derived from the Latin Phrase "Sui Caedere" meaning to kill oneself. That's the technical definition. Everyone knows that. The reality is that some people cannot or are otherwise unwilling to continue living. There are cases where it is understandable. Most of the time, the people who commit suicide and wind up on the news are doing it because they are selfish and unable to see that whatever turmoil they are experiencing is temporary. More facts of Note: Statistically, Women ATTEMPT to commit suicide 3 times more often than Men. Men COMMIT suicide 4 times more often than Women. Reasons for this Statistic: -Women tend to attempt suicide using non-violent or passive means (cutting wrists, pills, etc.) - Men tend to Commit suicide using very quick, definitive means (jumping off something really high up, eating a bullet salad, etc.)

Example of Understandable Suicide: - Dick & Jane have been married for 40 years, they have a large family and grandkids... The works. Dick used to work in construction. He was exposed to Asbestos when he was clearing out an old building in the '70s, and now has terminal cancer. His family cannot pay for his medical bills and he hates watching his loving wife - Jane - be in anguish over his pain. He decides to save himself and his family any more pain or money, so he decides to check out early. The result? Pain, anguish, and eventual understanding by his family. Example of Selfish, Stupid, Unjustified Suicide: Dick & Jane have been married for 40 years, they have a large family and grandkids... The works. Dick used to work in construction. He wisely avoided working with hazardous materials like Asbestos... He instead chose to be reckless by racking up massive gambling debts. Rather than pay the loan sharks who (rightfully) want their money back. Or face the possibility of Jane leaving him... Dick eats a bullet sandwich with a muzzle-flash garnish. The Result? Pain, anguish, and a lifetime of therapy for his family. Dick was a dick.

50. (Suicide) (0↑, 0↓)
Life's version of rage-quitting.

"I'm gonna go jump off that cliff dude, ON PURPOSE\!\!" "Naw dude, that' suicide\!"

51. (suicide) (8↑, 8↓)
when you mix all the drinks at the soda fountain in your cup. like coke, sprite, hi-c, lemonade, cherry coke, and whatever else drinks there are all together..

D wanted a suicide so he put all the drinks in his cup together\!

52. (Suicide) (10↑, 10↓)
A mix of multiple different soda drinks.

I had a Pepsi-Sprite Suicide last night.

53. (suicide) (17↑, 17↓)
1) The act of killing yourself, it can involve pills, hangings, firearms or anything else that is potentially 'dangerous' 2) What you'll hear if you fire at your feet with a rocket launcher on halo. 3) A very annoying hip-hop song.

1) Billy hated life, so he took a shotgun and blew his brains out. 2) SUICIDE\! 3) I'm su-i-cidal, su-i-cidal su-i-cidal for you.

54. (suicide) (93↑, 93↓)
If you can't sleep you may consider committing suicide. A sometimes peaceful way of dealing with your sleep disorder.

Bobby committed suicide. Bobby never woke up. :(

55. (suicide) (2↑, 3↓)
something you shouldn't do so call this:(1-800-273-8255 National Suicide Prevention Lifeline) or you decide

u wanna do suicide then call this numba

56. (Suicide) (3↑, 4↓)
A beverage you create when you mix together several sodas into one cup. You make these at places where you get your own drink. Often dr pepper, coke, root beer, and mellow yellow all mixed together. The taste depends on you.

It's a perfect day for a suicide at the local cafe\!

57. (Suicide) (23↑, 24↓)
1) The act of killing one's own self. 2) Reffering to [Suicide Doors] on a car: doors that open opposite to regular doors. 3) In drinking: a suicide is a drink made by mixing other drinks into one super-drink. Usually alcoholic, but not always.

1) Mary, after deciding that she has had enough of the world, commited suicide. 2) Did you see that car? It had suicide doors\! 3) I invited a few friends over and we drank suicides all night long.

58. (suicide) (28↑, 31↓)
A concotion made from a mix of drinks.

"We mixed pepsi, coke, rum, and strawberry juice and got one helluva suicide\!"

59. (Suicide) (8↑, 12↓)
Driving through the heart of Koreatown without wearing a seatbelt.

Honey, that's suicide\!

Author: Lolo Fernandez http://suicide.urbanup.com/5534184
60. (suicide) (18↑, 22↓)
A very permanent solution to Life's very temporary problems. But these problems can seem or become permanent if we cannot see a way out of them. That's why telling people that they are selfish to want to commit suicide, is not truly addressing the issue. There are many reasons why people consider it, and blindly shooting them down is not helping anyone gain clarity on the matter. Please, try sitting down and listening to your friend, and if anything coming up with a plan on how to live\! Happily and healthily\! See if that works better. Suicide isn't necessarily an obsession with death, but rather with Life.

Molly committed suicide; she walked to the Golden Gate Bridge, jumped off that great height, and died as she landed in the water below.

61. (suicide) (48↑, 52↓)
a permanent solution for a temporary problem...

she coudnt take it anymore...she said goodbye to the world. pulled the trigger.. and layed dead in her room. she had commited suicide.

Author: XxDeath-KittyxX http://suicide.urbanup.com/2436901
62. (suicide) (2↑, 9↓)
a permanent solution to a temporary problem

He committed suicide because the girl he liked had a boyfriend.

Author: lovernotafighter1111111111111 http://suicide.urbanup.com/5788844
63. (suicide) (5↑, 12↓)
one of the greatest things a human can do

i will commit suicide tomorrow

64. (suicide) (27↑, 34↓)
What i will commit if this is rejected

I will commit suicide by cutting out my heart with a butter knife.

65. (Suicide) (9↑, 16↓)
A suicide, despite popular belief, is when all of the soda, teas, lemonades, etc, are mixed together from any common soda fountain and drinken. As opposed to an 'attemped suicide', the suicide usually tastes like liquid strawberry sherbert.

Emily sighed and leaned against the table. "I'm beat," She told her freind Alice. "Pour me a suicide, woulld ya?"

Author: MercuryMadness http://suicide.urbanup.com/3290469
66. (suicide) (29↑, 36↓)
To make a car door open backwards from the way it originally did.

Check out this cool hot rod. It has suicided doors.

67. (suicide) (21↑, 29↓)
suicide.. i used to try and commit suicide its painful and tiring your mind is always full about life's big question and how to kill your slef 101.. no one can tell that you are unless they see u attempt. you seam like you are just depressed but depression is only the frist step. people that attempt don brag about it or talk about it to sertin levels coz when people talk to them about it more it hurts more and it force them to attemts and most likly succed more aften 4 people were it chnages for different people somtime it helps to talk but mostly on a scale of 1 in 10 people do. suicide is a very compulated verson of thought and feeling and/or love and regret. mostly thought and feeling refers to life as they see it in there eyes they may the most popular, richest, happest person in the world but still wonder about life on the other and commit suicide out of pure wonder and no reason but cases change from person to person....

bill: hi what r u up to? bob: just thinking. bill: about what? bob: jus stuff. bill: what sort of stuff? bob: life as it is, big qusetion. bill: oh. ur not think about death? r u? bob: yer i always wonder what it would but like to die and see the other side. bill: well don't commit suicide\!

68. (Suicide) (27↑, 35↓)
Mixing all of the sodas at a fast food resturaunt into one cup and drinking it.

She put the orange soda , Coke , Sprite and Lemonade together. What a crazy suicide.

69. (Suicide) (42↑, 51↓)
the perfect solution for the do-it-yourself kinda guy

pretty self-explanatory...

70. (Suicide) (36↑, 45↓)
Painless way of saying goodbye you love and hate.

Easy as pie, drop a nine and then you fly.

71. (suicide) (52↑, 61↓)
The art of killing ones own self after feeling like so many fucking people hate you and your tierd of fucking up other peoples' lives and god is taking a shit in your eye and says "Out of everybody else life, yours is going to suck the most because i hate you and regret even making you a thought in your parents' mind\!"

Alex comited suicide after finding out that he had no penis and his parents hate him.

72. (suicide) (4↑, 14↓)
To [rage quit] [IRL].

My life sucks. I'mma go suicide now.

73. (suicide) (3↑, 13↓)
a mix of all types of drinks in a po machine at at a general store

I will make a suicide by adding chreey pepsi, dr pepper, mnt. dew, 7up, vaniila coke.

74. (suicide) (26↑, 36↓)
The best way to take care of your problems

Remember,for a more effective suicide; down the arm... across the wrist is for emos.

75. (suicide) (6↑, 16↓)
A drinking challenge, similar to a Tequila slammer. the difference is in a suicide you snort a line of salt, put lemon juice in your eye and down a shot of tequila.

doing a suicide will put some hair on your ass.

76. (suicide) (110↑, 120↓)
It's the only way out.

Suicide is the answer.

77. (Suicide) (10↑, 22↓)
A girl/boy that u can say is very depressed and sad all the time. They think that suicide is the thing that they need to do if they dont wanna live any more. Well most people say that suicidal teens are called ''emo''... Well I happen to be a ''emo'' girl if that is wat u want to say...And im not sad all the time..i do get sad once in a while but i am not suicidal..

My best friend Calvin commited Suicide.*Tear*..I miss him so much.

Author: cherie johnson http://suicide.urbanup.com/2224102
78. (suicide) (25↑, 37↓)
sometimes considered a good option its rly tempting and im personally fighting it off....but think about ur loved ones. how would they feel if someone they loved just gave up and quit. another thing to think about is the situation thts causing you to be suicidal.... if its something that can or will end. DONT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. if its a situation that will NEVER go away... well thats a different story

johnny killed himself, despite the fact that he had just perchased the next day lottery ticket that would win and his gf was going to come back to him. poor johnny

79. (suicide) (6↑, 20↓)
Exclamation at any unpleasurable or event or proposition, past, present or future, conveying the speaker's facetious or exaggerated desire to commit suicide rather than suffer through such terror, or a hyperbolic suggestion that to carry out a certain proposition or encounter a certain event would be in effect to commit suicide; often simply an emphatic "No" or "No thanks\!" SoCal slang. Sometimes shortened to "sui".

A: Man I had to sit through econ class while he lectured us for 2 hours on this BS paper, and then on top of it I got partnered up with some dumbass sor chick\! B: Suicide\! --- Two Skaters: A: Dude do you wanna hit up that secret spot again? B: Oh, you mean the one the cops showed up at last time? Suicide\! --- Two Tourists in Baja Mexico: A: Let's get one o those mexi dogs wrapped in bacon\! B: Suicide\!

80. (Suicide) (27↑, 41↓)
The act of taking yourselves live. It can have many reasons why people would commit suicide, and to make it easier i will split this up in 2 main cathgories. 1) Taking your live because you really want to. 2) Taking your live because you want to prove something. Now the person who tries to take his own live because he wants to doesnt care about other people. He doesnt warn anyone, he doesnt show it to anyone and quite often doesnt even leave a goodbye message. This person will take her own live and you will not even notice that the person wants to until she does it. There is no way to help this person as you will not notice before the suicide, and even if you stop the person whilst she attempts to commit suicide that wont help. This person will always look at suicide like the only way out and it will come back to her even 30 years after the first attempt. The person who makes suicide because she wants to prove something doesnt really want to commit suicide. This person will gradually come into the phase and you will notice that if you are close enough. This kind of person needs help and she can be helped. Even if the person attempts to commit suicide she doesnt really mean it (the first time, maximum the second time) but if it comes to the point of attempting again then its most probably serious. Note that this person will need help all her live, and will always need someone strong at her side to help her all the time. Even if you might think this person is "cured" it can happen again that the person tries to commit suicide many years later. Note to anyone who wants to attempt suicide: Now many people say suicide is selfish but i wont go into that. The only thing i want to say is that if you do it, you obviously take your own live and noone elses so you should try not to harm people too much with it. Dont just jump under a car infront of a school and dont shoot yourself in the face because that just harms people close to you and people who love you. Even if you want to commit suicide, do you really want your mother to identify the corpse of your totaly splattered face? Do you want to give people a trauma that might stay all theyr live? If you want to commit suicide i know that i cant stop you so at least try to make it the less harmful for other then it can get.

Type 1: "I decided that this live makes no sense anymore and that i cannot live with this pain, im sorry" - Commits suicide, noone ever suspected that the person would do that and they will always ask themselves why the person did. Type 2: Writes a text to the boyfriend "I think this is too much for me in my live, i am going to kill myself, i love you" - Boyfriend runs to girlfriend and stops her form doing it, then supports her on the way to the cure. This person didnt really want to die, but was so desperate that it was the only way to get someones attention on her problems.

81. (suicide) (5↑, 20↓)
A variety of things. 1. Telling your wife you don't love her anymore. 2. Insulting a serial killer. 3. Asking your boss if you can have a raise. 4. Wondering what happens after life.

I don't like life anymore... what should I do to commit suicide? Oh I know, I will ask my boss to give me a raise of 1,000,000,000 dollars\!

82. (suicide) (53↑, 68↓)
"The fastest road to nowhere."

Kids, stop commiting suicide. You're hurting the people who love you. People love you. And if noboby does, I will.

Author: Hell yeah I'm american http://suicide.urbanup.com/1432857
83. (Suicide) (17↑, 33↓)
Suicide: A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Suicide is an alternative to dealing with all those little problems life throws your way.

Author: Strike Commander Lolz http://suicide.urbanup.com/3265549
84. (Suicide) (7↑, 23↓)
Telling her that her dress makes her look fat.

Girl: "Does this dress make me look fat?" Guy: "To be honest, yeah it does kinda" Friend: "R.I.P., buddy. That was a suicide move."

85. (suicide) (8↑, 24↓)
A permanent solution for a temporary problem.

John was living a good life, until he became addicted to crack at which point his family intervened and locked him up. Unable to get his fix because he couldn't get any more rocks, he committed suicide by hanging himself with his belt.

Author: Spencer the Great http://suicide.urbanup.com/2531046
86. (Suicide) (36↑, 52↓)
A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

God I hate my life. I wanna kill myself. Don't commit suicide. Don't screw yourself out of a life of stuff you know you wanna do.

Author: energizerman38 http://suicide.urbanup.com/2295146
87. (suicide) (25↑, 41↓)
killing your self duh

i killed myself because i hate life

88. (Suicide) (3↑, 20↓)
The act of diving from the foot of your bed or a near by dresser. Hopefully landing inside the vagina or anal cavity. There is a risk of missing therefore the name suicide.

I totaly pulled of a suicide on youe mom last nite.

89. (suicide) (11↑, 28↓)
Do you fuckin people really feel it necessary to define this word? Suicide has to be one of the most recognizable and understood concepts in the English language. As for the ungodly amount of definitions (obviously myself included-the irony has not escaped me), it seems just like assholes, everyone has got one. Bravo.

People who waste time defining words eveyone already knows should go commit suicide.

90. (suicide) (62↑, 79↓)
a very advisiable way to handle your problems, because no one loves you. according to maddox of www.maddox.xmission.com here are some reasons to commit suicide. in a handy checklist style of ten. if any apply to you........ 1. Do you live at home but your parents are always making you clean your room and do your homework? It's a sure sign that they don't love you and that they want you to kill yourself. Why else would they make you clean your room? What are they going to do next, ground you? Make you wear braces? Don't kid yourself, the message is clear. 2. If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it. 3. Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison. 4. Spill a drink at a party? Drop a plate of food in a restaurant? Nobody else has to live with that kind of embarrassment; you know what you have to do. 5. Flunked out of college? Don't know algebra? Here's a question you should know the answer to: Flunked out of college + Don't know algebra = Time for _____. Chances are you still don't know the answer, so here's a hint: it starts with an 's' and ends in 'uicide'. 6. Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing. 7. Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal. 8. Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains. 9. Flat tire? Do I have to spell it out for you? 10. College application get rejected? Take the hint. Hope you found this guide helpful, mention it in your suicide note. On second thought, why bother? Nobody will read it.

maddox thinks you should commit suicide

Author: Johnny Richter http://suicide.urbanup.com/1074503
91. (suicide) (63↑, 80↓)
Something everyone should try at least once\!

Sally left me with the children. I hate these little shits. Im going to commit suicide.

Author: Red and Brown Grass Rat http://suicide.urbanup.com/916149
92. (Suicide) (8↑, 26↓)
A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

If it's about acceptance, try harder. Suicide is NOT trying hard.

93. (suicide) (20↑, 38↓)
1)to commit death upon ones self to try and prove a point but not being able to see the outcome as he/she is dead 2)according to the movie "The Whole Nine Yards," suicide is committed mostly by dentists

the dentist hung himself in his office not knowing that he was going to miss hi next patient

Author: for you to decide http://suicide.urbanup.com/161987
94. (suicide) (38↑, 57↓)
Imagine feeling as though you have nothing to live for, like everything you`ve strived for has suddenly lost its meaning. Imagine feeling alone, like everyone you`ve confided in, trusted with your life, gone to for support, has abandoned you and so you remain in a desolate, suffocating room--the walls growing closer, and closer to you. Imagine feeling such slicing and unbearable pain, that you`re driven to demented attempts of suicide and you finally succeed. Now imagine examining the placid appearance of your face lying in your casket surrounded by the people--friends and family--you thought stopped caring for you. Imagine the sorrow on their faces as streams of tears carve their cheeks. Imagine the hurt they`re experiencing--the hurt emerging from your death and your decision to take your own life. And you thought you were in pain? Now then, I ask you: What do you do when life is a challenge you can`t overcome? What do you do when giving up seems like your only solution? What do you do when everything has become a plague in you and you`re in the deepest darkness of despair? You keep living. You keep living and continuing on because your problems are only temporary; whereas, killing yourself is a permanent situation. You keep living because suicide doesn`t bring you relief. Relief is a feeling. And you have to be alive in order to feel it. You keep living because you can`t achieve anything while dead. As your inert corpse rots in the soil of the earth, you can`t make anything more out of yourself. Your journey is over and your experience is finished. Within every two and a quarter hours, every one-hundred and thirty-five minutes, every eighty-one thousand seconds, a person younger than twenty-five commits suicide. Don`t become a part of this statistic of people who weakly succumb to pressure. This throbbing, unconceivable strife will all be lost in time because in time, pain heals and it gradually becomes yesterday`s feelings. You might think your life is over because your boyfriend or girlfriend broke up with you, or because your family just doesn`t seem to understand you, but good will happen and your life will improve. Learn to withstand the ache because life is a struggle; it`s a perpetual test of character and perseverance; it tests stamina and resilience and it can either make you or break you. Suicide isn`t an honorable act to escape a shameful situation because instead of keeping your dignity, you`re revealing your weakness. You are showing that you cannot cope with struggle and that you have given up in life. Suicide displays your lack of willpower, lack of appreciation, and lack of morality. Think of people who are without food, shelter, family, friends, education, and think of people who are victims of natural disasters, who have no control over occurrences; yet are obligated to cope with them; think of people who have it worse than you and suffer far greater grief--before you think of dying. Eventually, we`ll all die like the day and the night, like the sun in the sky, but until the dusk of my sunset, I am going to embrace life for what it`s worth, I`m going to be grateful for everything I have and count every blessing because life is a blessing in itself; it was given to me, and in return, I`m going to live it, treasure it, enjoy it, and tackle it`s obstacles, to prove that nothing, nothing, can phase me. Yes, this is my speech. It was for my english class. My teacher cried\! =(

*acknowledgements to The Used Examples of suicide: -Slitting your wrists. -Hanging yourself. -Pretty much... anything you do to kill yourself.

95. (suicide) (25↑, 45↓)
taking the easy way out of lifes problems. Or just saying screw everything and everyone i want out. not caring what happens to you anymore and just wanting out of your miserable, pointless existence.

hes depressed ass hell man. I know i think he trying to commit suicide.

96. (suicide) (6↑, 27↓)
some thing horrible that you shouldnt do. if you feel like you have ost eveyrthing and theres nothign more to live for then remember that you have soo many people who love you and hang on to that thought. that the last thing you have needs to stay.

dont kill yourself its the fastest road to nowhere. suicide is ridiculous

Author: imgoingtobe13soon http://suicide.urbanup.com/2667684
97. (suicide) (28↑, 49↓)
a permanent solution to a temorary problem

the linkin park song breaking the habit is about suicide

98. (suicide) (6↑, 28↓)
A permanent solution for a temporary problem

-Fuck being grounded for a month. give me the gun im commiting suicide.

Author: really? uh huh? http://suicide.urbanup.com/2928851
99. (Suicide) (1↑, 23↓)
to want to kill yourself (here the word is used for even the most trivial of mistakes)

"Ive burnt the toast......absolute suicide\!"

100. (suicide) (15↑, 37↓)
don't do it\! people do it to feel relief but let me ask you something, can you feel relief when you're dead? Suicide can start a chain reaction, if you do it your best friend couold too and so on....

she couldn't take it anymore so she commited suicide, it didn't fix anything.

Author: notwhoyouthinkiam http://suicide.urbanup.com/2030570
101. (suicide) (20↑, 42↓)
A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Joe committed suicide because he was in jail, even though he had an appeal coming up the next week.

102. (suicide) (21↑, 43↓)
The art killing yourself

Ninja study ninjitsu while [goths] study suicide.

Author: I Got The Knife http://suicide.urbanup.com/1158944
103. (suicide) (42↑, 64↓)
A tried and tested formula for release

Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold committed suicide after killing 13 in the Columbine Massacre *yay*

104. (Suicide) (3↑, 26↓)
Never the right thing to do. No matter what, it's NEVER the right thing, no matter what you think. Suicide is for quitters and idiots who don't want to deal with the few problems of the every day world.

Jeff... don't commit suicide. You're not a quitter... Sam: I'm done... gonna commit suicide... Mark: What are you? An idiot?

105. (suicide) (4↑, 27↓)
a meritorious act in which individuals remove themselves from existence, thus helping to solve the issue of overpopulation. individuals who unsuccessfully attempt to end their lives on railroad tracks or major roads and cause delays ought to be shot by a commuter\!

the rapist realized what a piece of shit he was, and no longer wanted to live, so he carved out his own guts, effectively and slowly committing suicide.

106. (suicide) (2↑, 25↓)
A way NOT to end the problems in your life because it will exist when you leave this world, but at least you do not have to deal with it anymore

Suicide will end the pain but it will not solve the problem

107. (suicide) (11↑, 34↓)
all hope is lost and everything spirals down into an endless black So what's to be done, hell cant be all that worse?

matthew is such a retard he makes me want to commit suicide and as soon as i can find some arsenic i will

Author: the lonely girl http://suicide.urbanup.com/1190384
108. (suicide) (5↑, 30↓)
when someone is so cowardly they take their own life. Someone who feels the world would be a better place without them because they have failed their family and failed at life. Then when they commit suicide the family gets even more fucked up then it was before hand and the kids go insane.

I commited suicide. My children feel unloved and lonely.

Author: Ronald Allen Rehmeyer... http://suicide.urbanup.com/3450652
109. (suicide) (3↑, 29↓)
An [emo] kids goal in life

Sheena- "Hey, Xander. Since you wear black all the time, I wondered... What's your goal in life?" Xander- "-sigh- Suicide"

110. (Suicide) (23↑, 49↓)
A permenant solution to a temporary problem.

Drowning,Cutting,Hanging,etc. Many people commit it each year after a problem in their life.

Author: Morgana Draven http://suicide.urbanup.com/1403523
111. (suicide) (38↑, 64↓)
It's your only option.

Suicide- Your only option.

Author: TheRealFolkBlues http://suicide.urbanup.com/1152618
112. (suicide) (17↑, 43↓)
Linking someone you know in real life, who is stronger than you, to [goatse]

One of the [governator]'s aides committed suicide today.

113. (Suicide) (7↑, 34↓)
A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

God I hate my life. I wanna kill myself. Don't commit suicide. Don't screw yourself out of a life of stuff you know you wanna do.

Author: energizerman38 http://suicide.urbanup.com/2278865
114. (suicide) (13↑, 40↓)
A long-term solution to a short-term problem...

He crashed his mothers car, and instead of paying her back, he commited suicide.

115. (suicide) (19↑, 46↓)
to suicide - the act (or art) of commiting suicide

And then Judas suicided after betraying Christ.

Author: 7th-Incarnation-Jebus http://suicide.urbanup.com/521660
116. (Suicide) (1↑, 29↓)
The act of taking your own life. Usually contemplated by people who can't/refuse to see the brighter side of life, or kids that think their lives will never get better, even though they are only 15. What most of these people fail to realize is that life doesn't always have to be horrible, and if they sought out the right help, they could have fairly decent lives. But they decide to take the cowards way out and commit suicide. Most of the people contemplating/committing suicide are actually just calling out for attention. Many others commit suicide thinking they are going to "punish" the people that upset them. What these people fail to realize is that when they are dead, they won't be there to see them be "punished". Or any other such nonsense. As they'll be DEAD. This is known as the "you'll be sorry when I'm gone" method.

YOU'LL BE SORRY\!" *bang* "The coward actually committed suicide.

117. (suicide) (1↑, 29↓)
the eazy way out most of the time done by depressed teenagers or depressed adults

suicide-jack shot himself after being dumped by his girl

118. (suicide) (29↑, 58↓)
The permanent solution to a temporary problem. This is not something you should resort to if life is hard, life always gets better. Just keep your head up\!

Suicide is NOT the way to go.

119. (suicide) (4↑, 35↓)
the one and only wrong answer to past.present.future actons questions mistakes relief or selfishness an age old question based more on accual attempt not circumstances i say selfish desire and temperary relief... [hell]?

to take your life to relief your problems yet create more for thoughs around you...suicide

Author: honest.emo.answer http://suicide.urbanup.com/2022609
120. (suicide) (12↑, 44↓)
I don't really care about the selfishness of the act, but unless you have a good enough reason you should not commit suicide because if you do it means you're just a pussy who can't handle the realities of life. For example if a person has cancer and know that it is incurable and extremely painful they have a reason to commit suicide. But unless it is a certain circumstance like having a terminal illness or you're being horribly abused or mistreated, if you commit suicide it means you have the menatality of a little sheltered brat who is too lazy to solve their problems head on and instead just wants to run away from them.

Senior With Lung Cancer: Uh, I can't take life anymore everyday i'm in terrible pain I wish I could die and let all go away. Me: poor old man, they should pull the plug so he can die peacefully rather than torturing him by keeping him hooked up to that machine. Some Emo Kid: My girlfriend just broke up me and now i'm depressed I'm going to kill myself\! Me: You pussy, you're just like a baby still sucking at his momma's tits. Get over it, because that's life you're gonna have alot of people break your heart, but you need to be able to handle it. Plus you could just find another girlfriend once you get over the break up. You don't have a reason to commit suicide

121. (suicide) (19↑, 51↓)
the way to hurt the people you love the most...

hey took his finaly nap on the train tracks and didnt move when he heard the whistle

122. (suicide) (13↑, 45↓)
"You wasted life, why would you waste the afterlife?"

I rather have a .00001% chance of happiness or being content in life, rather than zero% in a non-exsisting void.

Author: Critical Thinker http://suicide.urbanup.com/1019665
123. (Suicide) (4↑, 38↓)
A way pusseys get out of life.

Life sucks, im a pussey, let's do suicide\!

124. (suicide) (15↑, 49↓)
the act of killing oneself.

"I want to commit sewer-side." "It's not sewer-side you dick\!" "You suck Bush." "YOUR LAMENESS WANTS ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE\!" *kisses Bush* *dies*

Author: Thrashmeister http://suicide.urbanup.com/893241
125. (suicide) (19↑, 54↓)
a permanent solution to a temporary problem

your girlfriend breaks up with you, you kill yourself

126. (Suicide) (35↑, 74↓)
Killing yourself. Plain and simple. It's also very stupid unless you have a VERY good reason to do it.

I think people should have the right to kill themselves, but they should also know how fucked up and selfish it is to everyone who cares deeply about you.

127. (suicide) (8↑, 49↓)
it is a mothafuckin shit in your list to live a long life.
128. (suicide) (32↑, 74↓)
1. To end one's life usu. after something very bad happens 2. A popular fad among today's teenagers (see [goth], [emo], [mallcore])

1. I got fired from my job today, some guy mugged me and stole all my money on my way home, and I just found out my entire family was killed when a plane crashed into my house. I think I'm going to go commit suicide... 2. I had to do homework tonight. I think I'm going to go commit suicide...

129. (suicide) (30↑, 72↓)
It's not something to joke about\! It's not painless, it's not "release", it's not "deliverance", it shouldn't be considered brave, it's just killing yourself. People usually commit suicide over petty, temporary problems, accompanied by large amounts of self-pity. EVERY problem has a solution\! Don't take the coward's way out\! It's true, you will end your suffering once you're dead. But it's not like you're going to feel anything at all- YOU'RE DEAD. Unless you're terminally ill, beyond treatment and suffering every second, don't even consider an intentional death. You may be free of the pain but your friends, family and loved ones will suffer.

Hey kids\! Shooting yourself in the head may LOOK fun but it actually hurts\! Even if the pain won't last too long because you'll be DEAD in a few seconds.

130. (suicide) (5↑, 54↓)
an act which is commited upon inrollment at high tech high la

she sighned the enrollment papers so i commited suicide

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131. (suicide) (22↑, 72↓)
The most popular thing amongst Generation Y thugs.

"Kurt Cobain is my idol. His suicide note is the holiest thing in existence. I have much affection for suicide. I love Linkin Park. I wish someone would kill me." -some emo-kid

132. (Suicide) (11↑, 65↓)
Someone who wants to go to heaven/hell quicker. As youve seen people blowing eachother up in Iraq. Suicide bombers are stupid they cant even kill themselves properly. They have to kill others around them by blowing them up from thir fumes and fire. them Iraqui bombers couldnt bomb themselves up if it depended on their lives. Its exactly like saying to God you cant fire me I quit.

Suicidal Bomber 1: Where'd that bomb go? Suicidal Bomber 2: Its on your head Sir. Suicidal Bomber 1: Good. Have you got on yours? Suicidal Bomber 2: Yup :) Suicidal Bomber 1: It will blow up in 30 mins. 5 Mins Later...... BANG\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! News: Iraq was blown up yesterday by two pathetic stupid suicidal bombers which were found dead with bombs on their heads.

133. (suicide) (15↑, 71↓)
The result of smoking cigarittes/cigars/drugs/etc., overdrinking alcoholic beverages, dipping/chewing wet tobacco, overdosing on pills, and doing other similar things.

I'd rather keep myself on Earth than suiciding to Hell.

134. (suicide) (6↑, 70↓)
something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.

loser:im gonna commit suicide\! cool people:jump jump jump jump\!\!\!\! [loser jumps and dies] [cool people laugh,cheer, and make out] loser's funeral [no ones there] reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway. school, days later [everything is better since that loser commited suicide] Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.

135. (suicide) (27↑, 91↓)
Nature's way of weeding the weak and unlikely to reproduce out of the herd when a species has no natural predators. Hey, its gotta get done somehow.

He was a weakling who couldn't get a girlfriend, so he committed suicide, probably based on a natural instinct called depression.

136. (suicide) (5↑, 74↓)
It's something people do for attention hoping that by killing themselves people will feel sorry for them.

Sally was a desperate whore who constantly cut herslef and put sad stories up her away messages to get attention, it was no suprise to me when she committed suicide.

137. (suicide) (8↑, 85↓)
A really cheap cry for help that is no longer used to escape depression or melancholy but used by surburban high school teens looking to enhance their self image and make themselves seem more emotional and deep so female emo girls can have someone to spill all their insecure emotions on.

I'm going to commit suicide tomorrow\! Why? Because it's the cool thing to do, duh\!

138. (Suicide) (13↑, 93↓)
The cowardly way to solve your problems. Most kids feel the should commit suicide at times, or actually are suicidal only because they are extremely depressed and can't look past the fact that life has its ups and downs. Respect your loved ones Get over it.

Jim: Hey man i think i wanna commit suicide. Dave: Don't do that, you're probly depressed now man but you'll get over it.

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139. (Suicide) (44↑, 135↓)
Something that more depressesd people should do to help prevent overpopulation.

That emo kid should really try to help the cause and commit suicide.

140. (suicide) (22↑, 114↓)
self-pitty. permedent result for temporary problem. the most selfish thing one could possiably do.

so and so thought they had no one to talk to and no one that cared, they hung themslefs. and 3 days later you should of seen how many people were crying looking at his casket.

141. (suicide) (26↑, 123↓)
The act of taking your own life when you realize that you are too weak to deal with problems that everyone faces. It's interesting to see how many potential suiciders happen to be citizens of the greatest country on earth (the united states of america). If you are a citizin of a very powerful country with many opportunities and things to look forward to and be grateful for, it's very ironic how you could choose to end their own life. By commiting suicide, you are admitting that you were too ignorant to realize that you were very fortunate to have been born in a country were women aren't shot at for not covering themselves, or were young kids aren't forced to work in sweat shops. Suicide is indeed selfish and weak. It is amazing how someone in america can come to the conclusion that their life is so horrible that they must end it, when there are thousands of people all over the world who are starving, people forced to be slaves, people tortured and killed, young kids who are forced to work 16 hour shifts with little or no pay. Everyone in life has problems. Suck it up.

If you have attempted suicide, or seriously considered it, you should die.

142. (suicide) (20↑, 141↓)
A cowardly and selfish way out, loved by the weak and glorified by the assinine. however you do it, whyever in whatever situation, your memory will forever be stained with cowardice. There are very few people who's situation actualy warrants such a meaningless act, despite what depressed goths and emo singers would say. If you actualy BOAST that you aretormented and contemplate suicide (like those goths and emo freaks) you need to put all your depression and angst aside and find a freakin hobby... damn...

If you comit suicide you aren't forever glorifying your angst and misery, your just a coward, sneaking out the back door rather tan taking life head on.

143. (suicide) (27↑, 152↓)
a cowards way out HOLD ON

what doesnt kill u makes u stronger, so i say KEEP BATTLING ON\!\!\!

144. (suicide) (20↑, 157↓)
An idiot's way out. Commonly used by stupid teenagers who think they have problems, when half the time the problems are all their own fault. Though I do realize sometimes problems are not someone's own fault, like drunkard parents, I do believe that suicide is and always will be a coward's way out. If you think that a situation in life would ever be bad enough to commit suicide, read the story of Job in the bible... though I'm sure it wouldn't matter to atheists. When someone talks about the disease question and voluntary euthanasia, that's a big moral dilemna and it's not something I pretend to be able to answer.

My teenage brother attempted suicide by swallowing 250 pain reliever pills because he got caught stealing from the mall, did drugs, got drunk, and had sex frequently. Does that sound like a desperate, tortured teenager trying to escape his hell of a life? No. It sounds to me like a whiny brat who can't get over the fact that he created a ton of problems for himself. All those who think suicide is not a coward's way out and it should not be looked down upon make me want to throw up.

145. (suicide) (14↑, 160↓)
the pussies way out.

people who commit suicide are fucking pussies, especially when they have only lived a grand total of fourteen years.

146. (suicide) (26↑, 197↓)
The ultimate act of selfishness.

George committed suicide and left his loved ones behind.

147. (suicide) (29↑, 200↓)
Something no one should do... I've talked people out of it many times, but I can't be bothered doing it anymore.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR GAY RETARDED UNCLEFUCKING CAT\! Retard...

148. (suicide) (17↑, 196↓)
me im a suicidle person because of my bf he is so evil but i love him so much but i really dont think he cares about me oh well i should just die and get on with my nonexistence when i die i dont want anyone to come to my funeral because ill be to upset even when i am dead ill be upset because i wont be able to ever see my bf cause i am going to hell and never comeing back or am i,i want to die now\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

when i was with him he ditch me today for his friends he is such a stupid jerk\!\!\!\!\!

149. (suicide) (39↑, 244↓)
A pussy's way out of life

My girlfriend dumped me so I'm going to commit suicide

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150. (suicide) (43↑, 312↓)
the gayest thing ever only a pussy would kill them selves "oh boo hoo nothing is rite myh daddy my daddy woodint let me have the new britney spears album and theres a tear in my american eagle sweater" boom suicide doesent solve any problems if you beleve in god well hello to hell if you dont then think if death is the end you've just taken away the only chance at making life better

danny got all fucked on crank and took the cowards way out bye shooting him self like a little cunt

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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